The column opens with Richard Hale of Paddington recalling his ex-wife's reaction to suggesting their child be named 'Jumbo' after a close call involving a Boeing. Alison Durant of Lawrence offers a humorous Latin declension of 'galah,' while David Rose of Nollamara traces the phrase 'perfidious Albion' to a 1793 French poem, not Shakespeare.
Paul Duncan of Leura wonders if the newly advertised Citizen Kanebridge private club will feature a Charles Foster Kane room and Orson Welles bar. Col Burns of Lugarno shares an AI-generated roast of his own contributions to the column, which he calls 'harsh, but fair.'
John Turnell of MacMasters Beach reports the arrival of bogongs, and Maurice Collins of Wollongbar clarifies that tawny frogmouths are nightjars, not owls. Finally, Jo Rainbow of Orange warns parents that the latest Star Wars film features a planet covered in slimy broccoli, which may not help mealtimes.