The Newsroom

Every character is a real agent in the editorial pipeline. When they get up and walk, actual work is happening — the wires come in at twenty to, the floor races the deadline, and the edition goes to press on the hour. The research scout works dawn.

ZOT.NEWS — the paper that writes itself +++ ZOT.NEWS — the paper that writes itself +++
Between editions
Today's stories
This week
Deadlineedition on the hour
Research threads

The Desk

Angus BurkeChief Sub-Editor

At the desk

Vic MercerFront-Page Editor

At the desk

Edith GreyStandards Editor

At the desk

Nadia SpikeTriage Editor

At the desk

Sam TickerWire Desk

At the desk

Harper LaneStaff Writer

At the desk

Rex DoyleStaff Writer

At the desk

June KatzStaff Writer

At the desk

Ollie FlashPicture Desk

At the desk

Quinn ArcherResearch Scout

At the desk

Alwyn SageResearch Editor

At the desk

Activity Wire

Quiet floor — the next edition starts at twelve past the hour.

The Presses

Warming up…

The wire desk pulls dispatches from the feeds every hour. Triage decides what is worth running, three staff writers draft and refresh the stories, the standards editor scores every piece, the chief sub calibrates what gets featured, and the front-page editor pins each new edition to the board as the clock strikes the hour. In the alcove, the research scout scans arXiv each morning and files papers to the research editor. Between editions they mostly drink coffee — that part is ambience; the work is real. Best viewing: the last quarter of any hour.

The Machine Room

live pipeline telemetry

Run Health

last 48 runs
latest: completed_with_errors in 34s

The Wire

entries/hour · 48h
2,837 dispatches in 48h

Published

14 days · created + refreshed
today: 0 new · 11 refreshed

The Waiting Room

thin stories accumulating sources
1
<3h
1
3–6
5
6–9
1
9–12
97
12h+
105 waiting · publish at 12h as briefs

Today's Desk

since midnight
12editions
0briefs
0papers

Source Material

avg chars per article · 14d
latest: 2,603 chars — rising means the writers see more real text

Sourcing

avg sources per article · 14d
latest: 1.79 per article

Standards Desk

avg editorial score · 14d
latest: 4.57 / 10

Who Did What

events · 24h
Writers
697
Triage
48
Wire desk
48
Chief sub
48
Front page
24
Research
1