In a personal essay published across two Australian outlets, columnist John Bailey makes the case for the humble queue as an antidote to modern life's incessant demand for productivity and instant gratification.
Bailey recounts accidentally joining a two-hour queue for a virtual Mario Kart ride at Super Nintendo World in Osaka, dragged along by his excited eight-year-old. Despite initial mortification, he describes the experience as a surprisingly enjoyable shared ordeal. "We had a grand old time," he writes.
The essay contrasts the queue with the pervasive "me first" culture, where even a frozen screen can trigger stress and cutting someone off in traffic has dangerous consequences. Queues, Bailey suggests, are a "gentle lottery" where everyone advances toward a shared goal regardless of background, and they create solidarity through the common defence against queue-jumpers.
While the essay acknowledges the frustration of modern queuing experiences such as automated phone hold music, slow nightclub bathroom lines, and carpark exits, Bailey argues that these everyday annoyances ultimately foster patience and civility. He sees the queue as a quiet democratic act in a world that prioritises speed and self-improvement.