Thomas Hayes describes his support for the Sydney Roosters as "tragic", a devotion that includes framed and signed jerseys and now a vehicle that matches the team's sponsorship deal.
"I ended up buying a BYD Shark," Hayes told this masthead. "I've got to be in this, all in. I bought the Shark."
The Engadine resident said it is the only shark he will support. Despite living in the Shire for many years, he has avoided falling into Cronulla's orbit, although his daughter is a Sharks fan.
"I let my daughter do the barracking, I just back off and behave myself," he said.
Hayes was one of three lucky Sydneysiders to win a small patch of the ground the Roosters called home for many years. The turf now sits in his backyard, giving the eastern suburbs a presence in the Shire.