In a personal essay published across multiple Australian outlets, Sophie Quick describes attending a Thursday 10am screening of the Chinese film 'Kung Fu Soccer', a sequel to the 2001 classic 'Shaolin Soccer' directed by Hong Kong cinema icon Stephen Chow. She was the only person in the cinema apart from one man. The opening scenes were funny, she writes, but the movie quickly devolved into shouting matches, immeasurable stakes and AI effects that looked 'glossy and cheap'. She was bored. The other viewer turned on his phone around the 20-minute mark and did not turn it off again.
Quick recalls reading translated reviews on the Chinese Douban site, including a one-star review from a lifelong Chow fan titled 'Goodbye Stephen Chow, goodbye youth'. That reviewer complained the humor was like 'someone forcibly tickling your armpit' and compared the experience to attending a miserable high school reunion. Quick notes that while the box office loves the film, long-term Chow fans do not. The essay reflects on how the quality of the crowd can affect the cinema experience, even when the crowd consists of just one other person.